Big Bad Evil Rant RPG

Be a Villain. Fail. Rant About It.

Being evil is hard work. Between incompetent minions, meddling heroes, and the cruel randomness of fate, your master plans rarely go the way you imagined. Big Bad Evil Rant is a two-player epistolary role-playing game where you embrace glorious failure—by writing dramatic, over-the-top letters to a fellow villain who truly understands your struggle.

Why You’ll Love It

Villainous Correspondence
Play by exchanging letters—whether by post, email, text, or shared document—as you rant about your latest catastrophic defeat.

Create Deliciously Dramatic Antagonists
Use included tables to generate unique villains, twisted connections, and wonderfully overambitious evil schemes.

Structured Storytelling Prompts
Follow themed prompts that guide your rants and reveal the misfortunes sabotaging your dastardly plans.

Shared Narrative Mechanics
A light system ties your villainous actions together into one evolving story—complete with optional rules that let luck (and a die roll) determine your fate.

What You Need to Play

• Two evil players

• A way to exchange letters

• One six-sided die (1d6)

• A deck of playing cards

Specifications

Players: 2
Age: 12+
Playtime: Flexible (episodic letter-based play)
Game Type: Epistolary, narrative, duet storytelling RPG

Plot. Fail spectacularly. Then rant about it like the truly misunderstood villain you are.