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We're Doomed

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The World Is Ending. Build the Ship. Save Yourself.

The apocalypse has arrived, and humanity has just minutes left to survive. In We’re Doomed!, players take on the roles of the world’s most powerful leaders, desperately working together to build an escape starship… while secretly making sure they’ll have a seat onboard when time runs out.

Why You’ll Love It

A 15-Minute Panic-Fuelled Experience
The game unfolds in real time over just fifteen frantic minutes, creating constant tension, negotiation, and chaos.

Cooperate… Until You Don’t
Work together to build the escape ship by contributing resources—but remember, there may not be enough room for everyone.

Influence Matters
The players with the most Influence board first when the ship launches, making diplomacy and manipulation just as important as construction.

Wild Event Cards
Over one hundred unique event cards dramatically change the game with ethical dilemmas, secret missions, aliens, robots, lizard-people, and more.

Brutal Player Interaction
Resources can also be used to eliminate rivals entirely, so no alliance is ever truly safe.

Fast, Funny, and Ruthless
A chaotic blend of negotiation, betrayal, retaliation, and dark humour packed into a lightning-fast party strategy game.

Specifications

Players: 4–10
Age: 13+
Playtime: 15 minutes
Game Type: Real-time negotiation, party strategy, betrayal game

The clock is ticking. The world is doomed.
The only question is: will you make it onto the ship?

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Hoyle's of Oxford is a family-run games shop selling traditional and vintage table-top games, board games, puzzles, jigsaws and playing cards.

We believe that running a business comes with responsibility - not just to our customers, but to our team, our community, and the planet. From fair wages and ethical sourcing to sustainable deliveries and reducing waste, we’re always looking for ways to do better.