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Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW Edition

Name: Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW Edition
Brand: Asmodee
Price: 26.0 CHF
Availability: InStock

CHF 26.00

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An adult party game similar to Ransom Notes where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful.

If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?

We also sell the original game suitable for a younger audience here.

2+ Players

Age 17+

Adults | Wordy | Party Game

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