9 Lives to Valhalla

9 Lives to Valhalla: A Heavy Metal Cat RPG

Brace yourself for claw-shredding action and feline carnage in 9 Lives to Valhalla! This riotously over-the-top tabletop RPG throws you into the fur-covered paws of brutal Viking cats on a blood-soaked quest for eternal glory. With each life you lose, you claw closer to the hallowed halls of Valhalla. Darkly humorous, fast-paced, and dripping with heavy metal vibes, this game is purr-fect for fans of absurd adventures and epic combat.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Heavy Metal Aesthetic: Experience a visceral, doom-laden world filled with chaotic energy and head-banging vibes.
• Unique Feline Warriors: Create custom Viking cats, each with their own deadly skills and larger-than-life personalities.
• Fast and Furious Gameplay: Streamlined rules keep the action intense and the storytelling focused.
• Absurdly Fun Themes: Cats wielding axes, crushing undead foes, and embracing the chaos of battle—what’s not to love?

What’s in the Book:

• Rules for creating your warrior cat and managing their precious nine lives
• Mechanics for brutal, cinematic combat that keeps players on the edge of their seats
• Tools for building a post-apocalyptic world brimming with danger and dark humour
• A bestiary packed with gnarly enemies like skeletal hounds and monstrous rats
• Guidance for GMs to run wild, blood-drenched campaigns

Specifications:

• System: Narrative-focused, rules-light mechanics
• Recommended Age: 16+ (for mature themes and intense combat)
• Players: 2-6 (including GM)
• Playtime: 2-3 hours per session
• Format: Core rulebook featuring stunning metal-inspired artwork

Will your feline fury be enough to earn a place in Valhalla, or will your final life be snuffed out in disgrace? 9 Lives to Valhalla is the ultimate game for those who crave chaos, carnage, and cats with axes.