9 Lives to Valhalla: A Heavy Metal Cat RPG
Brace yourself for claw-shredding action and feline carnage in 9 Lives to Valhalla! This riotously over-the-top tabletop RPG throws you into the fur-covered paws of brutal Viking cats on a blood-soaked quest for eternal glory. With each life you lose, you claw closer to the hallowed halls of Valhalla. Darkly humorous, fast-paced, and dripping with heavy metal vibes, this game is purr-fect for fans of absurd adventures and epic combat.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Heavy Metal Aesthetic: Experience a visceral, doom-laden world filled with chaotic energy and head-banging vibes.
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Unique Feline Warriors: Create custom Viking cats, each with their own deadly skills and larger-than-life personalities.
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Fast and Furious Gameplay: Streamlined rules keep the action intense and the storytelling focused.
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Absurdly Fun Themes: Cats wielding axes, crushing undead foes, and embracing the chaos of battle—what’s not to love?
What’s in the Book:
- Rules for creating your warrior cat and managing their precious nine lives
- Mechanics for brutal, cinematic combat that keeps players on the edge of their seats
- Tools for building a post-apocalyptic world brimming with danger and dark humour
- A bestiary packed with gnarly enemies like skeletal hounds and monstrous rats
- Guidance for GMs to run wild, blood-drenched campaigns
Specifications:
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System: Narrative-focused, rules-light mechanics
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Recommended Age: 16+ (for mature themes and intense combat)
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Players: 2-6 (including GM)
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Playtime: 2-3 hours per session
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Format: Core rulebook featuring stunning metal-inspired artwork
Will your feline fury be enough to earn a place in Valhalla, or will your final life be snuffed out in disgrace? 9 Lives to Valhalla is the ultimate game for those who crave chaos, carnage, and cats with axes.